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About Me

As an unlikable soul of questionable repute and hygiene, I enjoy plenty of time to myself exploring the outdoors and working on photographic projects alone and undisturbed.  My personality is likened to that of a weeks long dead bovine carcass ripening in the desert summer sun. Pity the poor person that subjects themselves to being photographed by me. Beware dear reader, this photographer is to be avoided at all costs; stomach flu, sudden death in the family, loss of a limb, any of these choices will suffice as reason to postpone or cancel any photographic session with this most foul creature. This isn't a photographer to hire, this is someone to lay down and avoid at all costs.

Please Don't Contact Me

You'll be sorry you contacted me.

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